The Dreams of Hannah

I dreamed Kyle M. and his parents came over to our fence and tossed these weird-looking things over the fence to us. They were big wooden wheels with a big club coming out of the middle, sort of like a table...and the wheel was covered with aluminum foil.

"These are wads," Kyle's mom informed me. "Try them on and see if they fit you, Hannah."

So I went into the back bathroom to try to figure out this and ended up talking to Amanda for like ten minutes about the Chicken Soup books, as I had just seen one called "Chicken Soup For the Rebellious Teen" and remembered thinking, C'mon, no rebellious teen is ever going to read a Chicken Soup book!

After that, we somehow strapped the "wads" onto our arms. I went outside and asked my dad, "What are these supposed to do?"

"They stretch out your body if you're playing basketball," Kyle's mom explained.

"But the chains are kinda tight on these, so you better make sure you know 666," Kyle's dad added.

"I think you mean 911," Kyle's mom said.

"No, I think he means CPR," Kyle said.

And then I woke up.

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I had a dream last night about Gina. I dreamed she was sending me pictures of her youth group and in one picture, one of her friends was slapping another. I asked if they were slapping each other on purpose, and she said, "Yeah, it's a game we play called Hotelman. You slap someone and then pretend it isn't your fault."

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