The Dreams of Hannah

I had a dream about a family whose last name was Morris, and there were like 12 of them, and they lived in the Old West, and two of them were sheriffs or something in the same town. There had been reports of a Morris robbing banks and stuff, and finally one of the Sheriff Morrises decided to find out who. "It's a Morris!" he kept saying. "We have to find out who it is." So they could protect the family honor or something.

So he said, "What's the one place they think we wouldn't look for them...." And he suddenly got an idea and walked to the bathroom and opened the toilet seat, and, yup, sure enough, there was someone hiding in there with a bathing suit on. Except it turned out to be a girl.

The younger Morris said, "Why did you hide in there?!" and she said, "Because I knew it was the one place you wouldn't look for me." Older Morris said, "But we found you." Girl Morris said, "So?" And she didn't quite seem to grasp that her hiding place wasn't so fantastic after all.

Turns out her name was Choo-Choo Helena Morris. Older Morris called her Choo-Choo at one point and she grabbed him and pulled him toward her and growled at him, "The name's HELEN!"

Umm... yeah. Really weird stuff.