Monday, April 04, 2005
The long Colin Farrell and Jessica dream
I dreamed I was watching a movie, except I was randomly part of it. It started with someone (it's not clear whether it's the guy or the girl in the movie, it changed halfway through) standing in a fairground, trying to decide what ride to go on. There's an apartment building next to the fairground, and as the person on the ground looks up, and sees someone at the window of one of the rooms. (At first it was a girl who sees a guy, but then later it was the guy who sees the girl.) The window person smiles at the ground person, except the smile looks more like a grimace. The ground person smiles back. The window person beckons for the ground person to come upstairs, and so the ground person turns and starts to head toward the apartment by, er, heading completely away from it toward a field.
This is where the characters are more solidified. The guy in this movie is played by Colin Farrell, and now he is the one on the ground. The girl in the window is played by Jessica Sierra (an American Idol contestant until last week). At this point two other characters show up - the evil bad guy, played by someone that I can't figure out who it is, and the evil bad guy's sidekick, played by Sean Astin.
As Colin heads through a field, Bad Guy and Sean capture him and threaten to kill him. Colin keeps evading them but they keep chasing him, shooting at him with these tiny plastic-looking guns.
At some point Colin ends up back at the apartment, where Jessica (and her mother, who has shown up out of nowhere) tries to help him by helping him into the apartment, where surely the bad guys can't find him! Except, instead of doing the intelligent thing and letting him walk in the door, they insist he come in through the window, which is now at ground level, instead of three stories up like last time he saw their window. Not only that, they don't even open up the window or break it all the way. They cut a tiny triangle hole in it and ask him to crawl through it.
I show up briefly at this point. There are suddenly three people waiting to crawl through the window - some random dude, me, and Colin. Random Dude gets through, I get through, but Colin gets stuck halfway, with the bad guys rapidly closing in, so Jessica pushes him back out and says he'll have to use the door.
The bad guys catch up with him but Jessica's mother manages to persuade them to all come up to the apartment and have tea. The Bad Guy likes tea but Sean doesn't. He keeps making funny faces into his cup. While they're preoccupied, Jessica takes Colin upstairs to her bedroom and tries to help him escape. Being the very helpful heroine she is, she cuts a triangular hole in HER window and says, "There, now you can escape!" Colin again gets stuck halfway through, the bad guys suspect something's wrong, and they come upstairs and chase him.
Things go a little hazy at this point. Somehow Colin manages to shake the bad guys for good. He proposes to Jessica. Next time we see him, he's racing along to his wedding on foot - he's late. He's not even running on the sidewalk, actually, he's running on the grass behind a bunch of trees. A limo pulls up, the door opens, and The Bad Guy stands there in a tux, pointing the green plastic-looking gun right in Colin's face... and the movie ends. I woke up thinking, "Gosh, that's bleak."
This is where the characters are more solidified. The guy in this movie is played by Colin Farrell, and now he is the one on the ground. The girl in the window is played by Jessica Sierra (an American Idol contestant until last week). At this point two other characters show up - the evil bad guy, played by someone that I can't figure out who it is, and the evil bad guy's sidekick, played by Sean Astin.
As Colin heads through a field, Bad Guy and Sean capture him and threaten to kill him. Colin keeps evading them but they keep chasing him, shooting at him with these tiny plastic-looking guns.
At some point Colin ends up back at the apartment, where Jessica (and her mother, who has shown up out of nowhere) tries to help him by helping him into the apartment, where surely the bad guys can't find him! Except, instead of doing the intelligent thing and letting him walk in the door, they insist he come in through the window, which is now at ground level, instead of three stories up like last time he saw their window. Not only that, they don't even open up the window or break it all the way. They cut a tiny triangle hole in it and ask him to crawl through it.
I show up briefly at this point. There are suddenly three people waiting to crawl through the window - some random dude, me, and Colin. Random Dude gets through, I get through, but Colin gets stuck halfway, with the bad guys rapidly closing in, so Jessica pushes him back out and says he'll have to use the door.
The bad guys catch up with him but Jessica's mother manages to persuade them to all come up to the apartment and have tea. The Bad Guy likes tea but Sean doesn't. He keeps making funny faces into his cup. While they're preoccupied, Jessica takes Colin upstairs to her bedroom and tries to help him escape. Being the very helpful heroine she is, she cuts a triangular hole in HER window and says, "There, now you can escape!" Colin again gets stuck halfway through, the bad guys suspect something's wrong, and they come upstairs and chase him.
Things go a little hazy at this point. Somehow Colin manages to shake the bad guys for good. He proposes to Jessica. Next time we see him, he's racing along to his wedding on foot - he's late. He's not even running on the sidewalk, actually, he's running on the grass behind a bunch of trees. A limo pulls up, the door opens, and The Bad Guy stands there in a tux, pointing the green plastic-looking gun right in Colin's face... and the movie ends. I woke up thinking, "Gosh, that's bleak."
Labels: colin farrell, jessica sierra, sean astin
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