Monday, March 14, 2011
Where I accidentally go to underwater sports camp
I dreamed that three other people and I (I think one was Anna, another was Nate, and I have no idea who the third one was) were on our way to a music and theater camp for the summer. We were flying there, but we had to change planes several times. The last time was in China, and we had to go through like fifteen checkpoints. At the last one, I was supposed to give the guy my ticket, put my bags on the conveyor belt, and then go through the metal detector. Instead, I walked right past the guy, climbed onto the conveyor belt WITH my bags, and only realized my mistake halfway through the X-ray tunnel. I tried to turn around and go back, but it was like going up the down escalator, and I eventually was just spat out on the other end of the conveyor belt anyway.
It was all right, though, because that turned out to be our final destination anyway. General Cartwright from Guys and Dolls was in charge of the camp, and whisked us away to where we were going to be staying. The first day was spent surfing in a disgusting muddy lake. The general kept commanding me to try different surfboards, and finally I asked when we were going to do the theater stuff, but then I found out it was really an underwater sports camp, and anyone who didn't participate would have to sleep in the muddy lake.
Labels: anna, guys and dolls, nate
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
My dream about the Voice & Diction final
I dreamed I went to take my Voice and Diction final, but it was taught by Steve from Blue's Clues, and it was set in this enormous room that had a *massive* television set and a huge aquarium in front of it. We spent the first 10 minutes or so warming up, but then we started reviewing what Steve called the "basic human expressions." He had a slideshow of all these pictures of cartoon fish making expressions, with words below them: "HAPPY." "SHAME." "ANGRY." Then he said, "Oh, but never mind, you're really only going to need to know these three for the test," and he wrote, "Happy, Lindsay, Shame" on the board.
For some reason, though, he made us stand up and practice all the expressions anyway. He asked Nate Adams (who was, for some reason, a shark, and was sitting in the aquarium) to show the happy expression, and he did. Then he asked him for the shame expression, and Nate said he didn't know how to look sad, so we all gave him suggestions.
Then it became clear that Steve was a rather disgusting individual. He started accidentally throwing up, and so he threw up into a cup, thought this was hilarious, and went around offering it to everyone to drink. When that didn't work, he made two weird concoctions - one was a large bowl of onions and Hot Wheel cars, and the other was a cup with Chex Mix, peanut butter, and milk. He kept trying to get us to eat these, but we kept refusing, so he finally said, "Well, good! Because really we're having pizza." The rest of our final consisted of us eating pizza.
For some reason, though, he made us stand up and practice all the expressions anyway. He asked Nate Adams (who was, for some reason, a shark, and was sitting in the aquarium) to show the happy expression, and he did. Then he asked him for the shame expression, and Nate said he didn't know how to look sad, so we all gave him suggestions.
Then it became clear that Steve was a rather disgusting individual. He started accidentally throwing up, and so he threw up into a cup, thought this was hilarious, and went around offering it to everyone to drink. When that didn't work, he made two weird concoctions - one was a large bowl of onions and Hot Wheel cars, and the other was a cup with Chex Mix, peanut butter, and milk. He kept trying to get us to eat these, but we kept refusing, so he finally said, "Well, good! Because really we're having pizza." The rest of our final consisted of us eating pizza.
Labels: blue's clues, huntington, nate
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Where Nate's ancestry is discovered
I dreamed that I discovered that Nate Adams was somehow descended from a bowl of beans and rice and vegetables.
Labels: nate
