The Dreams of Hannah

I dreamed that my CDs came but instead of my Out of Eden CD, there was a Switchfoot CD. I was all mad cuz I wanted the Out of Eden CD!

Labels: out of eden, switchfoot

I dreamed that the church was on an island so the only way people could get there was on a boat. I lived in a house on the island so every Sunday morning I would watch the people coming to church and identify them. I don't know why I found this so amusing . . .

Anyways then I went into the church building and into the fellowship hall where my Sunday school class was taking standardization tests. I went over, picked up a test form, and sat down in a chair. But then the test forms turned into construction paper and Paula told me we were making "happy pictures" to stick on balloons and float them up to the ceiling. Everyone was writing things like "God Rules" and "Jesus is Awesome" on construction paper and gluing them to the balloons. I remember wondering why a high school class was doing this . . . why weren't like the kindergarteners?

I thought for a long, long time what to write on my card but couldn't come up with anything, but I kept blowing my nose, so before long I had an enormous wad of tissues. I went to put them in the trash but Alisha screamed at me not to go in the kitchen, so I put them in the trash can outside the kitchen and accidentally knocked over this box of crayons. Everyone gasped and someone said, "UH-OH! YOU BROKE PJ'S CRAYONS!"

Beth and I hurriedly started picking them up. They had really quirky color names though, like "Dosky 3" and "Bear in the Big Blue House--The Crayon That Wipes Away All Fears." As we did this, Beth was taping herself talking about what was going on. Periodically she would rewind and listen to what she had just said. At one point she rewound and listened to herself saying something along the lines of "We are so ashamed. We have replaced all of our youth pastor's special crayons with normal ones."

As she said this, PJ came in the room but she didn't try to turn it off or anything, she just let it play. And then she said, "PJ! We found some books with pictures of you and Geon and Deon but they were after Geon died . . . what happened?"

PJ stormed into the room, began picking up his crayons, and started screaming "WE DO NOT EXPLAIN THINGS TO LITTLE CHILDREN! WE EXPLAIN THINGS ONLY TO THE WEBSTERS!" I swear, in the dream I thought he was possessed or something.

And then I woke up.

Labels: alisha, beth a, paula, PJ

I had a long crazy dream last night but remember almost none of it. I remember Bester from Babylon 5 was there (why do I keep having Babylon 5 dreams?) and he kept doing strange things to us with his mind, like we'd all of a sudden feel like we were on fire and then it would stop and we'd look at him and he'd go, "Ha, ha, ha, new experiment." Quirky.

Labels: babylon 5

I had a dream last night that I went to Circa 21, a local dinner theater. It was me, Tyler, and the guy from The Matrix who works the computers and tells them where the phones are and stuff. I can't remember his name. Anyway, he got up and said he was going to the restroom . . . and our waitress shot him. I remembered thinking absently, "This place isn't as friendly as it used to be . . . "

And Nabal from the Bible appeared in my dream. Except he was really Abednego. Ack. All these Bible characters were getting mixed up in my head.

Labels: circa 21, the matrix, tyler

I had a dream that us youth groupers were all fighting each other with costumes on. I was dressed as a Narn (from Babylon 5) and PJ was dressed as a Hawaiian surfer and I think Jenni was dressed as a knight... Then I was tryig to remember the name of a brontosaurus, so I kept going, "Um, brachiosaurus! No...apatosaurus! No...stegosaurus! No...dinonychus!"

And at that moment, as I said "dinonychus," Kyle leaped off this shelf (Kyle in Illinois, not Kyle in California) screaming "DINONYCHUS!" and claws came out of his hands and feet and he had this icky black goo all over him and then he picked up a guitar and started swinging it around his head and I knew he was going to throw it at me so I picked up my camera and started swinging it around and then he threw the guitar at me but he missed even though he was only standing like two feet away from me (great aim, huh?) and so I threw the camera at him and he sort of shot out through the doors.

Labels: babylon 5, jenni f, kyle m, PJ

I had a dream that Mom and Dad were at youth group and Abbie came up to me and so I introduced them ("Abbie, these are my parents. Parents, this is Abbie") and then Mom put her face like an inch away from Abbie's and yelled, "HIIIII HOOOOOOWW AAAARE YOOOOOOU?" Abbie got his horrified look on her face. I brought her over to a corner and said, "I'm sorry about that, my mom's a little strange sometimes..." but Abbie just kept looking like she was going to cry.

Labels: abbie, dad, mom

I had a dream that I got these evil demonic powers and kept using them to push people away from me in a flash of blue light.