The Dreams of Hannah

I dreamed my grandma was at my house and she had an MP3 player. She asked me if I'd heard this song, and played a disco version of Love Is My Legs. I asked her if she'd heard the real one, but she said, no, she'd only heard this one. Then I told her that they created an entirely new category in the Tonys for that song. "They created the category of 'Most Humorous Song,' just so they'd be able to give a Tony to this song."

Labels: dirty rotten scoundrels, grandma m, norbert, tonys

I dreamed that my father's entire family lived on my block, including a few people who don't exist, like a senile great-grandmother of mine. There was a blizzard and I was sent around to check on my family, except I didn't want to check on Great-Grandma because she scared me, so I walked past her house and hoped she wasn't dead. Then later when I went back, my grandma and my Uncle Andy were running in and out of our house boiling water.

There was also something about a teacher who wanted to send children to different houses to learn different things, but people abandoned his way of thinking and sent their children to a public school after all.

Labels: grandma m, uncle andy

I had a dream that Grandma decided to sail back to her home. How do you sail from Illinois to Arizona? That's all desert!

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