The Dreams of Hannah

I had a dream that my mom had this great-uncle who only called her Usa or Jan, and he was apparently leaving all his money to us, and he kept saying, "It won't be long until I'm dead and you have my money," and Nathan was like, "WOW! Cool! Think of all the things we can buy with the money!" And I was like, "NATHAN! You don't SAY things like that, that's horrible!"

Labels: mom, nathan

I had a dream that the Beast invited Gaston over to his palace for dinner but when Gaston arrived, the Beast sent him upstairs to dress for dinner and told him that he couldn't dress in anything made of cloth. "You can dress in anything not made of cloth," he explained, "because I want you to look more stupid than my soldiers."

So Gaston showed up wearing diamonds and other precious gems. Except his name was now inexplicably changed to Dakota, and the gems were so heavy that he was kind of hunched over. Then it turned out that he had GLUED the jewels to his body. *rolls eyes* now that's intelligent...

They tried all sorts of things to get them off but when they couldn't he said, "Well, if lasagna and ice cubes can't get them off, I'm doomed."

Labels: beauty and the beast

I had a dream that Mom and I were cleaning up the boys' room (why? Who knows!) and Bethany walks in holding this bright orange bug in her hand and says, "Mom, is this cockroach dead?" and so Mom told Nathan to take a pair of pliers and throw the cockroach out the window. Then there were these little green bugs with antennae about a foot long and they turned out to be bees in green bug disguises.

Labels: bethany, mom, nathan