Tuesday, September 14, 2004
Where Jayme and Mom and I go to McDonald's and get croutons
I dreamed I was going out to lunch with Jayme, except Mom ended up coming along with us. Jayme and Mom wrote out a list of what they wanted to order, and then Mom got stuck in a mud puddle in the middle of the road and told Jayme and me to go on without her.
So we went on to this McDonald's, except it was this tiny, tiny, TINY little store that had an arcade video game in there and it was crowded. So Jayme ordered a small order of chicken nuggets (which kind of threw me, since Mom informed me they would be getting a burger for me) and the guy dumped a small handful of croutons into my hand and said, "Come back later, we'll have your order for you."
So we went to Jayme's house, apparently not bothering to pick up Mom, and I suggested she look at the list of stuff we were to order, thinking that she had forgotten I wanted a burger. But she said I had the list, and sure enough, when I looked, I did. So I pulled it out and at the top of the list it said "2 Cupcakes" and it went on to list really weird things to order from a McDonald's... like "4 Vests (No Laterally Dark Whites, of course)" to which I responded, "Oh, that was definitely Mom who wrote that." I also read something that looked like "Syrup", and then, at the bottom, I finally found what I was looking for: "5 Burgers." "But instead we got chicken nuggets," I protested.
Jayme just nodded apologetically. "And we're going to have to split those." I looked down at my handful of croutons and thought, "I HOPE this isn't our whole meal..."
So we went on to this McDonald's, except it was this tiny, tiny, TINY little store that had an arcade video game in there and it was crowded. So Jayme ordered a small order of chicken nuggets (which kind of threw me, since Mom informed me they would be getting a burger for me) and the guy dumped a small handful of croutons into my hand and said, "Come back later, we'll have your order for you."
So we went to Jayme's house, apparently not bothering to pick up Mom, and I suggested she look at the list of stuff we were to order, thinking that she had forgotten I wanted a burger. But she said I had the list, and sure enough, when I looked, I did. So I pulled it out and at the top of the list it said "2 Cupcakes" and it went on to list really weird things to order from a McDonald's... like "4 Vests (No Laterally Dark Whites, of course)" to which I responded, "Oh, that was definitely Mom who wrote that." I also read something that looked like "Syrup", and then, at the bottom, I finally found what I was looking for: "5 Burgers." "But instead we got chicken nuggets," I protested.
Jayme just nodded apologetically. "And we're going to have to split those." I looked down at my handful of croutons and thought, "I HOPE this isn't our whole meal..."
Comments:
Post a Comment
