Sunday, November 09, 2008
Where I have a very inconvenient method of traveling to the church
Thursday, June 01, 2006
Where Jayme wants to get a tattoo
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Where Jayme won't let me tell her about my summer plans
Labels: alicia, chloe, jayme, justin h, karen
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Where Trenton sings Superchick in falsetto
Labels: amber, jayme, superchick, trenton
Thursday, March 09, 2006
Where the youth play has songs in it and Dad breaks Mom
Next thing I knew, I was getting up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. My mom and dad's room is right next to the bathroom. For some reason I decided to open their door (to say good night to them, I think). When I opened the door, my mom was trying to exercise, and Dad was apparently trying to help her out. He had picked her up and somehow scrunched her up until she was practically in the fetal position. She started screaming that she'd never be able to straighten out again, so he quickly let go of her and she landed on the bed. But it was true, she wasn't able to straighten herself out. She just sort of lay there on the bed, trying to move back into normal position and shaking.
Labels: cole porter, dad, dianna, drama, jayme, mom
Friday, December 23, 2005
Where the Christmas play flops
Halfway through scene three, I suddenly remembered we’d decided to change the ending for the play, because the original ending involved someone killing someone else, and we’d decided it was too gruesome. However we’d never had time to write up a new ending, so I had to improvise one on the spot. I couldn’t give my normal cues, because then people would just go ahead with the original ending.
I remember walking to the door on the stage and thinking, “What am I going to do?” and I opened the door and Jayme, Alicia, and Eden were standing there. I thought, Oh, phew, I can count on them to improvise for me! and I quickly let them in on the situation, and then realizing mics were still on, so the audience could hear everything.
I went back out onto the stage, counting on those girls to come out and back me up in whatever improv I ended up doing for this ending. However, people just kept POURING out of that back room. Before long there were about eighteen girls on the stage, including the three I’d seen before, and then Sarah G, Olivia S, Manda, and a bunch of people I didn’t recognize. I said, “Not ALL of you are supposed to come out!” There was a disapproving laugh from the audience and I was struck with the realization that what I’d said was hardly a good improv bit.
At the end of the third scene, Jayme suggested I go out and apologize to the audience. So I did, I went out in front, made some sort of “technical difficulties” excuse, and said we’d be happy to refund their money or show a video of the previous night’s show for free.
Labels: alicia, drama, eden, jayme, manda, olivia, sarah g
Thursday, November 24, 2005
Where Jayme tries to kill me
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
With the guy with the cushion stuck to his face, and filming and watching movies
There was a piece where Jayme and Dianna and I were assigning parts for the Christmas play. Leonie was back, and she and Travis ended up getting the leads. The drama team was all sitting around in my living room discussing the play and I accidentally mentioned that Leo and Travis were going to be the leads, but no one seemed to notice I told them before they were supposed to know.
Then Hannah A and Kayla walk in, and Hannah's holding a book and a movie, apparently the book and movie versions of the play we're going to do, titled "Flight To Journey" or something equally ridiculous. Jayme goes, "Ohhhhh, Hannah's done her research!" and proudly points to the movie, which we all then go into a huge theater to watch.
A bunch of other stuff happens in the middle but I can't remember exactly what. I do remember being in the theater watching the movie (which starred Gregory Peck) and seeing a guy walk down the stairs to a seat. The guy was a friend of someone's, only he couldn't walk very well - I think he was slightly mentally challenged or whatever they call it - and all of a sudden he fell down the stairs and landed RIGHT on his nose.
We all jumped up to see if he was okay, and he stands up and we discover he fell down and his face somehow got jammed into a cushion that was sitting on the stairs and now it was stuck to his face. We all tried to get it off but he kept screaming, "I think I broke my eyelid!" In all the confusion, a duck that was apparently Kayla's pet waddled over to me and sat there staring me in the face, except then it turned into a raccoon and tried to bite my finger.
There was also a part where Tim and Angela and I were filming a movie - I was the director and Tim and Angela were the stars, and it was an action movie set on a mountain. Some random guy in a leather jacket came up to Tim and said, "You are a cool party horse," and Tim punched him.
That's all I can remember.
Labels: angela w, dianna, gregory peck, hannah a, jayme, kayla, leonie, tim, travis
Monday, October 10, 2005
Where Dad corrects my French paper and I miss a drama meeting
"Like what?" I asked him.
"Like the small e that's white written on a black background, and the one that's like an 'e' turned upside down."
"Oh, kind of like a 9?" I ask, although that wouldn't be upside down, that'd be backward.
We wander down into the church basement where I look across the hall and find that Jayme and Dianna are sitting in the room across from the drama room, having a planning meeting and looking angrily at me. I look at my watch and it's 9:30, and I realize suddenly they've been down here for an hour and a half waiting for ME.
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Where Lisa's dog gets mud on me
So I yelled at the dog to stop and she did and I said, "Good girl." Lisa said, "Oh no! If you tell her that she'll do it again!" And sure enough, she started rubbing the mud all over me again. So I told her to stop again and she did again.......
There was also something where Lisa had just had Moriah and wasn't allowed to be walking around yet so I kept trying to shoo her back into the house. And I never DID get to talk to Dai.
Labels: dai, jayme, lisa, nich
Friday, April 29, 2005
Where PJ reads my prayer journal
At one point we were trying to get my family back into the van, and my mom had this ultra-cool neon sign that reported how many people were NOT in our van. It'd count down from 10 to 0, and when it was at 0 that meant everyone was in and we could go. So me, Bethany, and Mom were in a large group of people and then finally saw the sign at 3, so we went and drove off in the van.
Next thing I know, I'm at youth group, chatting with a bunch of people, and PJ comes up and drops my prayer journal in my lap. I'm surprised and ask him where the heck he got it, and am told that it's now a requirement to be a youth leader that PJ read any prayer journals we've kept over the past year or so. He then proceeds to say very loudly in front of the entire youth group that I can't be a youth leader, my entries are too depressing and I obviously don't have the joy of the Lord. He also makes some comment like, "And like 3/4 of it are about... MUCHACHOS!" (Which is very not true of my real prayer journal. Heh. My journal entries are generally stuff about me spiritually or friends.)
He also protested to the fact that the first half of it *wasn't* a prayer journal 'cause I used a used notebook. Apparently I had like Betty Crocker recipes in the first half of it. He's flipping through the pages saying, "And, yeah, see, see, I didn't like all this Betty Crocker stuff!"
Labels: bethany, jayme, mom, nich, PJ
Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Where Chloe is a killer
Chloe came in at that moment, except her eyes were sort of glazed over and kept twitching, as if she couldn't see very well out of them. I asked her where Amber was, and she said, "Oh, you know her. She's still downstairs."
Suddenly I knew Chloe was a real killer and had killed Amber. There was a sharp knife on the bathroom floor, and I picked it up but knew I wasn't strong enough to try to attack her, so I gave the knife to Dianna. Dianna walked toward her and tried to stab Chloe in the chest, but Chloe pushed the knife back up toward Dianna and somehow got a hold of the knife. At the point, she slashed Dianna's throat several times and then stabbed her in the stomach. This is the most gruesome dream I have had in my entire life. I could *feel* the pain of the knife cutting me open, even though it wasn't really me, it was Dianna. I woke up in a panic and couldn't go back to sleep for forty-five minutes.
Labels: amber, canaan, chloe, dianna, jayme, joey a, manda
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
Where Jayme argues about ApologetiX and Mom flips out about reporters
On our way up, Cindy (from Spanish) stopped me in the hallway and informed my mom had had a breakdown of some kind. So I went to the bathrooms, where I found my mom... er... like... SOBBING in the ladies' room. I asked her what on earth had happened, and it turns out there were a few reporters covering the AWANA's night. She said something like, "I know I shouldn't get so upset over something like this, but it just bothers me so much! I know I shouldn't have this fear of the media, but..." And I kept being vaguely comforting: "It's okay, Mom. It's okay. You'll be all right." Weird.
Labels: apologetix, cindy from spanish, dianna, jayme, kayla, mom
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Where we go out to lunch with drama people and everyone laughs at me singing
Somehow I had deciphered that we were going to have lunch with Stefanie and Carly, who were at the same school. Mom explained that for people who could eat faster than 30 minutes there was a 15-minute lunch, and both Stefanie and Carly were in that. I said, "Well, if I know Stefanie and Carly, it's because they don't eat at all." (Que?!)
Then I turn around and Sarah J. is in our house. I think, "Ohhh, not STEFANIE, SARAH..." (Even though Sarah isn't IN drama anymore.) Jayme's also there and, for some reason, so is Lisa. Mom starts talking to them and I have to use the bathroom, so I excuse myself. When I come back, they're all gathered around the computer listening to an MP3 of me singing "Unexpected Song" and laughing at it. (That's why I don't sing "Unexpected Song." It's WAY too high for me.)
There's another part of the dream where I think Mom and Dad and I are walking on a sidewalk at night. There's a fence next to us, and this little tiny yapping dog comes running up, goes FLYING over the fence, and lands on my head.
Labels: carly, dad, jayme, lisa, mom, sarah j, stefanie
Thursday, December 30, 2004
With the Chinese food vending machine and the skit about the ring
Then we were in the drama room, except Dianna kept leaving because she was trying to get some Chinese food for her invalid father. We had a Chinese food vending machine (?!?) in the room with the pop machine, but it was all out of bottles of soy sauce. So Dianna came back and asked if Jayme knew where any were, but none of us knew.
There was also a part where Chloe and Hannah were practicing a skit for drama that apparently Jayme had written, but it wasn't very good... it involved a ring, I remember that... and it was performed with Chloe and Hannah sitting on a bench.
Labels: chloe, dianna, hannah a, jayme
Thursday, September 30, 2004
Where I babysit Andie and I watch the movie where Dustin Hoffman has a delusional disease
The other section I remember was this part where I was watching a movie where Dustin Hoffman played this crazy guy who went to the doctor and the doctor said, "Hmm. Well, you could have a delusional disease that causes people to imagine a tall, skinny man named John McMamoush. Can you read this eye chart?" and the Dustin Hoffman character said nothing and the doctor started prompting him. "Come on, A-Z-L-R..." and Dustin Hoffman was like, "I CAN'T READ IT, OKAY?!"
Labels: andie, dustin hoffman, jayme
Tuesday, September 14, 2004
Where Jayme and Mom and I go to McDonald's and get croutons
So we went on to this McDonald's, except it was this tiny, tiny, TINY little store that had an arcade video game in there and it was crowded. So Jayme ordered a small order of chicken nuggets (which kind of threw me, since Mom informed me they would be getting a burger for me) and the guy dumped a small handful of croutons into my hand and said, "Come back later, we'll have your order for you."
So we went to Jayme's house, apparently not bothering to pick up Mom, and I suggested she look at the list of stuff we were to order, thinking that she had forgotten I wanted a burger. But she said I had the list, and sure enough, when I looked, I did. So I pulled it out and at the top of the list it said "2 Cupcakes" and it went on to list really weird things to order from a McDonald's... like "4 Vests (No Laterally Dark Whites, of course)" to which I responded, "Oh, that was definitely Mom who wrote that." I also read something that looked like "Syrup", and then, at the bottom, I finally found what I was looking for: "5 Burgers." "But instead we got chicken nuggets," I protested.
Jayme just nodded apologetically. "And we're going to have to split those." I looked down at my handful of croutons and thought, "I HOPE this isn't our whole meal..."
Saturday, July 17, 2004
Where we redo the ATTWO play in ancient Roman garb
We start going thru the scene. And we get as far as when he's supposed to pop up from behind the couch. So not very far. And he's not behind the couch, he's sitting on it. I'm a bit confused as he's supposed to be behind the couch, and sort of stop and look at Jayme, who says, "This is just a rehearsal. Don't worry. Just sit on him."
Needless to say I'm a bit taken aback by this instruction, and Jayme says, "Let's go back to your last line." But nobody can remember WHAT my last line is. (Thinking on it while I'm awake it would be, erm, my very first line. Since I only say one line before he's supposed to jump up. Hmm.)
I hunt around in my folder and finally find the script, except it's in an actual book instead of just a bunch of stapled papers. I open it up and realize my last line is something in FRENCH. I tell Jayme about this and she says, "Oh, yeah, we cut all that stuff out." I look through the script and discover there is a lot of stuff we never did in our performance.
Kayla goes up to practice next and I'm reading along with her in my script, but she reads one of the cut-out parts... a scene 5, where she rants and raves about the insanity of '60s music. But she also mentions "Hairspray." Whee!
At some point, too, Bethany was wheeling herself around in a wheelchair... hmm..
Labels: bethany h, canaan, jayme, kayla
Thursday, July 08, 2004
Where Mom, Dad, and Jayme rewrite ATTWO
Tuesday, June 01, 2004
Where we do the play with the hot air balloons and "hoobles"
Then it was the second act and a bunch of other people showed up to be in it, including people who aren't in the drama team (like Jennifer from M-ville) and people who aren't even in the church (like Kay from my first semester of Spanish class). The finale of the second act was us holding this giant net above everybody's heads, and the net had hot air balloons painted on it, and it looked like there were hot air balloons above everyone's heads. We would pick up the net and it would sort of hoist itself up in the air.
So I was hanging around with Amanda and Kay and Jennifer, when I decided to go through and untie all these plastic hoops from the net. There were a bunch of plastic hoops tied onto the ropes at the edge of the net, and I decided they shouldn't be there, so I went through the first half of the net untying them while Rach(a?)el S. was singing on stage. Then Jayme walked past us yelling, "HOLD ON TO THE HOOBLES! HOLD ON TO THE HOOBLES!" And I realized that all the hoops were SUPPOSED to be on the ropes. So I, being the responsible person I was, ran off and decided to talk with other drama people outside.
Then it was almost time for us to go onstage, but we still had a few more minutes. We were all standing outside the church holding onto the net. And Jennifer said, "I can't WAIT until I get the Internet. Just think... I'll be free!" And I said, "That's what I thought." (??) And somebody next to me (it was a guy, but I can't remember who it was... might have been Canaan) said, "OH! I thought we all had to go around and share stories." And I was like, "Uh, yeah, HAPPY THOUGHTS TIME!" (Um... yes, this DID make sense in the dream.)
So then I decided I had time to mess around for a bit before I had to go onstage, so I ran around the church. I realized when I was at the opposite end of the net that we were about to start, and I panicked and ran back around the church back to where I started from, just in time to pick up the net and march in with everyone else. So we got the net up in the air and everybody was ooh-ing and aah-ing over the lovely hot air balloons.
Labels: canaan, jayme, jennifer l, kay from spanish, manda