The Dreams of Hannah

I dreamed that I was meeting up with Jamie and Cathy from The Last 5 Years, but somehow there was time travel involved, where I had to go back in time with them and keep them from meeting, because if they met they'd get in a car accident. Going back in time, though, I also ran into Mom, who was clearly in college and didn't recognize me. (No, I did not watch Back to the Future last night.)

Car accidents seemed to be the theme here. At another point in the dream, Dad was driving me somewhere, and then he slowly turned around and began driving back the opposite direction, but he was in the wrong lane, so he was heading straight toward a bunch of cars. I screamed at him for a bit, then grabbed him around the neck and somehow moved him so that he was going back in the right direction. He got really mad at me and started yelling about how I couldn't take a joke.

There was also a portion where I got a CleanFilms version of some movie with John Cusack in it, but they kept not editing out really disgusting gory parts (nearly all about car accidents). At one point, someone got stabbed in the middle of the forehead with a pen, which was gross, but at another point there were three people whose heads had all been cut off and were now roasting in a pan. I kept going, "I can't believe they left this part in! I don't want to see it! Ew! Gross!"

Labels: cleanfilms, dad, john cusack, mom, the last 5 years

I dreamed I was having a conversation about movies with Dad. I gave him my very coherent (and real-life) revelation about Will Ferrell, how I keep thinking he's going to be really obnoxious and then seeing him in movies and he really isn't. To which Dad replies, "Did you hear that they CleanFilmed 'Elf' except they called it 'True Pump'?" I said, "...What?" And he started laughing and said, "Oh, it was just a pun. I'm making a joke."

Labels: cleanfilms, dad, elf, will ferrell

I had another dream where I was wandering around the college. I remember Evan and Jen were there, as well as this guy from my acting class who was suspiciously everywhere I was. At one point he asked me, "ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?" and I said no, because I wasn't. *He* was following *me*. And then there was something about Goofy in there too...

There was also a part where I discovered the next song I ordered from CleanFilms was a movie called something like "Bull In Distraction" (*blink* I'm very confused as to what that would even mean) and starred Bill Murray. (Maybe it was supposed to be "Bill In Distraction"?) Then CleanFilms also sent me the cleaned up version of Kate and Leopold because they said I put too many movies in my queue.

Labels: bill murray, cleanfilms, evan, jen p, kate and leopold

I dreamed CleanFilms sent me an email saying they'd received the movie "King Hitch" from me and were shipping out "King Arthur".

Labels: cleanfilms, hitch, king arthur