Monday, May 24, 2004
Where Dad dies
I dreamed Nathan and I were in my room on my computer (which had Net access somehow) and were looking for tickets for this Michael Jackson concert that Mom wanted to go to. (Erm. Yeah...) We finally found one, and Nathan yelled down the hall to Mom and Dad who were (I thought) sleeping, to ask if Dad wanted a ticket too. Mom told Nathan to come into their room so they could talk about it, and then we heard her going, "Kevin, wake up. Kevin? Kevin? KEVIN!? YOU'VE GOT TO WAKE UP!!!" And apparently Dad had just died during the night.... *shudder* I woke up a bit freaked out, needless to say. A dream very fraught with emotional nuttiness.
Labels: dad, michael jackson, mom, nathan
Wednesday, May 12, 2004
Where B'qi's church does the weird graphing thing
I had a dream that Mom and I went to B'qi's church but I kept meeting people from Sara's church there (lol... how odd). Then at the very end, the pastor was like, "Now... LET'S GRAPH!" and on the wall there were these lights that flashed on and off. B'qi explained that the yellow lights meant someone was laughing over there, the red lights meant someone was laughing, the gray meant someone was lonely, and the green meant someone was feeling friendly. "That's what I'm looking for," said Mom. "Great big pools of friendliness! Because then I can approach them and get to know them and maybe even make a new friend." Erm. All right.
Tuesday, May 11, 2004
Where the Sheriff Morrises find their sister in the toilet
I had a dream about a family whose last name was Morris, and there were like 12 of them, and they lived in the Old West, and two of them were sheriffs or something in the same town. There had been reports of a Morris robbing banks and stuff, and finally one of the Sheriff Morrises decided to find out who. "It's a Morris!" he kept saying. "We have to find out who it is." So they could protect the family honor or something.
So he said, "What's the one place they think we wouldn't look for them...." And he suddenly got an idea and walked to the bathroom and opened the toilet seat, and, yup, sure enough, there was someone hiding in there with a bathing suit on. Except it turned out to be a girl.
The younger Morris said, "Why did you hide in there?!" and she said, "Because I knew it was the one place you wouldn't look for me." Older Morris said, "But we found you." Girl Morris said, "So?" And she didn't quite seem to grasp that her hiding place wasn't so fantastic after all.
Turns out her name was Choo-Choo Helena Morris. Older Morris called her Choo-Choo at one point and she grabbed him and pulled him toward her and growled at him, "The name's HELEN!"
Umm... yeah. Really weird stuff.
So he said, "What's the one place they think we wouldn't look for them...." And he suddenly got an idea and walked to the bathroom and opened the toilet seat, and, yup, sure enough, there was someone hiding in there with a bathing suit on. Except it turned out to be a girl.
The younger Morris said, "Why did you hide in there?!" and she said, "Because I knew it was the one place you wouldn't look for me." Older Morris said, "But we found you." Girl Morris said, "So?" And she didn't quite seem to grasp that her hiding place wasn't so fantastic after all.
Turns out her name was Choo-Choo Helena Morris. Older Morris called her Choo-Choo at one point and she grabbed him and pulled him toward her and growled at him, "The name's HELEN!"
Umm... yeah. Really weird stuff.
Wednesday, May 05, 2004
Where we replace a skit five minutes before we perform it
I dreamed that it was like five minutes until our big play performance in drama. I was in the fellowship hall. Then Alisha called all the actors over and said, "I need to see you for a few minutes." We walked into the drama room and she informed us that she'd found a better skit for us to do that night. With FIVE MINUTES until we performed it...
Labels: alisha
Tuesday, May 04, 2004
Where I talk on the phone to Jessica
I dreamed that there was a retreat coming up this weekend and Mom told me that Jessica A. had called me about it, apparently she was going to it. "She wants to gossip about the people who are going to be there," Mom said. "I don't mind as long as you don't say anything about me."
So I went and called Jessica and when she answered, it was very static-y and crackle-y and fade-in-and-out-y like she was on a cell phone. Instead of my phone, though, I was wearing headphones. So I was talking to her hoping she could hear me, when all of a sudden I hear some guy in the background (I assumed it was her father) and he yelled at her and said, "HEY! What are you doing on that phone? I bet she can't hear you! And she's not coming out too clear either!"
So I went and called Jessica and when she answered, it was very static-y and crackle-y and fade-in-and-out-y like she was on a cell phone. Instead of my phone, though, I was wearing headphones. So I was talking to her hoping she could hear me, when all of a sudden I hear some guy in the background (I assumed it was her father) and he yelled at her and said, "HEY! What are you doing on that phone? I bet she can't hear you! And she's not coming out too clear either!"
Saturday, May 01, 2004
Where I'm persecuted for being a Christian
I dreamed I was going to be killed if I was a Christian (that's the second one in a row...hopefully not a warning about where this country is going...ugh) so I kept sneaking off into other rooms to read my Bible. Later on when someone asked me if I was I said no but I saw one of my Christian friends giving me this "look" and I felt so guilty.... Very weird atmospheric dream.